i don’t wanna go to schooool

38-39/100

To just sleep in a car like this, with your best friend or boyfriend and not worry because its just you two and tomorrow you’re just going to climb out of bed and into the front of the car where you’ll drive off. Another day on your road trip together, living, laughing, loving.

manlyboobmuscles:

dustlanding:

IF HER TITS ARE HOLY THEN WHAT ARE MINE

ALL TITS ARE HOLY

BLESSED BE ALL BREASTS WHATEVER

I DON’T HAVE TO SEE YOUR BOOBS WHEN WE TALK ON THE PHONE

we’ve only talked on the phone once so i’m sad ok

manlyboobmuscles:

cloverblob:

HOW COME YOU GUYS CAN HAVE PHONE SEX BUT WHEN YOU SEE ME IN A SPORTS BRA YOU GIGGLE THEN HIDE YOUR FACE AND TURN BEET RED

WOW OK BC HOLY TITS

IF HER TITS ARE HOLY THEN WHAT ARE MINE

update: havana just called martin out
eagerly awaiting reply

when union j hijacked the itv2 cameras

manlyboobmuscles:

dustlanding:

 

call me beep me if you wanna reach me ok we’ll discuss the deets

i will actually call you to talk about this at some point

just don’t wake me up in the middle of night again pls
that wasn’t fun

manlyboobmuscles:

dustlanding:

I JUST CHOKED. AND NO IT WASN’T ON YOUR DICK

can i tie ribbons around it like a maypole

as long as there’s some maypole-dancing

with your mouth

call me beep me if you wanna reach me ok we’ll discuss the deets

manlyboobmuscles:

cloverblob:

 

OMG DICKAZZLING I’VE ALWAYS WANTED TO TRY IT BUT I NEVER HAD THE TOOLS TO DO IT

I HAVE MORE THAN ENOUGH TOOL TO GO AROUND

I JUST CHOKED. AND NO IT WASN’T ON YOUR DICK
can i tie ribbons around it like a maypole

jarvis-drop-my-needle:

manlyboobmuscles:

cloverblob:

because you have a penis it’s very distracting

i can tuck it for you

martin please don’t tuck your penis

i’m sure there’s a rational way about this
can we make your penis look like a dildo

cloverblob:

manlyboobmuscles:

cloverblob:

dustlanding:

cloverblob:

jarvis-drop-my-needle:

d’anna my friend havana wants to know why you don’t love her but you follow vanna

please answer asap thank you bb ♥ ♥

yeah i’m really hurt about this i’m way better than vanna

hey get off your 1200 follower high horse ok

or you could get on my high horse

u feel me

why am i never invited to the lesbian pre-orgies

because you have a penis it’s very distracting

what does your high horse involve
martin i’ll take you come here