do you have those memories that are really cringey and you never speak of and something triggers the memory and you want to fucking wash your brain out with bleach





You are on your way from the LOCAL LIBRARY to the U-HAUL rental center to rent a moving van when you are suddenly confronted by a TEMPLAR KNIGHT. He wields his BROADSWORD threateningly, expressing through his firm body language that he shows no interest in letting you pass. What is your course of action?

I equip BEANIE CAP OF ULTIMATE SWAG and roll to STUN the TEMPLAR KNIGHT in an attempt to flee.

You equip the BEANIE CAP OF ULTIMATE SWAG to your head. You attempt to STUN the TEMPLAR KNIGHT.

Stun Check: (01/20)

As you approach the Templar knight, you trip over a concrete parking lot bumper in the LIBRARY parking lot and stumble onto the Templar knight’s BROADSWORD, skewering yourself and dying instantly.



Keke Palmer geting emotional in an interview with Raven Symone (x)



my style inspiration is linda from rio combined with a bit of caroline flack, alexa chung, and many other things
yes this is it

07 24 / +1 /

Carice van Houten by Janey van Ierland 

The US Government: We're not going to make it federally mandatory for people to get paid a wage they can actually live off of
The US Government: If people want to make a living, they'll just have to work 16+ hours a day
The US Government: And if their kids end up disenfranchised because of a lack of parental involvement, well that's not our problem
The US Government: In fact, what is our problem is creating a system that will funnel these disenfranchised youth into our prison system so they can work for corporations (that promise us money) for damn near free
The US Government: If they don't want to fall victim to this system, then they can seek higher education
The US Government: Except such an education will be inaccessible to most disenfranchised people and skewed in favor of the financially stable and white people
The US Government: And we're not going to make intervention programs like sex education and conflict resolution federally mandatory, because that's the parent's job
The US Government: The parent who is working 16 hours a day


okay seriously if you’re in a relationship or even a friendship and you find yourself spending more time crying out of sadness or arguing with them, leave them. i don’t care if they’re a modern day aphrodite/adonis or a gift bestowed upon you by the gods. toxic people are dangerous and i highly advise cutting them out of your life and finding someone who makes you laugh until you snort your drink out your nose instead.


The other poster for saving the bees! PLANT MORE FLOWERS!!!!!!


things to start doing:

  1. drink more water
  2. carry a camera everywhere i go
  3. read more books than i already do
  4. go for walks
  5. do yoga more often
  6. go to bed earlier
  7. enjoy the little things
  8. go outside more
  9. stop comparing myself to others
  10. stick to my goals n stop putting things off
  11. write down my feelings
  12. smile more, especially at random people


"you’re too easily amused"

yeah god forbid someone find joy and amusement in something even if it’s something silly and be genuinely happy when they frequently feel upset and like shit


[slams fist down on the table] who gave your voice permission to sound that attractive


US flags mysteriously replaced by white flags on Brooklyn Bridge

Gothamist: The American flags that normally grace the top of New York City’s iconic Brooklyn Bridge were mysteriously replaced with white flags Tuesday morning. 

Police are investigating.

(Photo: Rick Bruner/Gothamist)


Chibi the conure relaxes and enjoys scritches (source)


Dolce & Gabbana

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