do you have those memories that are really cringey and you never speak of and something triggers the memory and you want to fucking wash your brain out with bleach
You are on your way from the LOCAL LIBRARY to the U-HAUL rental center to rent a moving van when you are suddenly confronted by a TEMPLAR KNIGHT. He wields his BROADSWORD threateningly, expressing through his firm body language that he shows no interest in letting you pass. What is your course of action?
I equip BEANIE CAP OF ULTIMATE SWAG and roll to STUN the TEMPLAR KNIGHT in an attempt to flee.
You equip the BEANIE CAP OF ULTIMATE SWAG to your head. You attempt to STUN the TEMPLAR KNIGHT.
Stun Check: (01/20)
As you approach the Templar knight, you trip over a concrete parking lot bumper in the LIBRARY parking lot and stumble onto the Templar knight’s BROADSWORD, skewering yourself and dying instantly.
my style inspiration is linda from rio combined with a bit of caroline flack, alexa chung, and many other things
yes this is it
okay seriously if you’re in a relationship or even a friendship and you find yourself spending more time crying out of sadness or arguing with them, leave them. i don’t care if they’re a modern day aphrodite/adonis or a gift bestowed upon you by the gods. toxic people are dangerous and i highly advise cutting them out of your life and finding someone who makes you laugh until you snort your drink out your nose instead.
things to start doing:
- drink more water
- carry a camera everywhere i go
- read more books than i already do
- go for walks
- do yoga more often
- go to bed earlier
- enjoy the little things
- go outside more
- stop comparing myself to others
- stick to my goals n stop putting things off
- write down my feelings
- smile more, especially at random people
"you’re too easily amused"
yeah god forbid someone find joy and amusement in something even if it’s something silly and be genuinely happy when they frequently feel upset and like shit
[slams fist down on the table] who gave your voice permission to sound that attractive
US flags mysteriously replaced by white flags on Brooklyn Bridge
Police are investigating.
(Photo: Rick Bruner/Gothamist)